Cheers and Jeers

Spokane has some interesting drivers. It always has. Over the last few months, though, I've been noticing some... changes. Interesting differences. New weirdness. People parked curbside with their door wide open into the driving lane while apparently pleasantly conversing with a friend on the sidewalk. A truck idling while sitting in the middle of an intersection with cars stopped and waiting on two sides. An SUV lazily turning right. From the center turn lane across two lanes of traffic. Weirdness.

I have a theory. I think it's inexperienced nouveau-stoners trying to figure out how to drive while high. This new weirdness I've been noticing never moves fast. It's not road rage or stress or rush hour. I think they are thinking at half speed. They are certainly moving at half speed. If they are moving at all. I wonder if states legalizing recreational marijuana should conduct an education campaign focused not on cautionary tales of a newly legalized intoxicant, but instead offering judgement-free information on what it feels like to be stoned. At first, it's all millennials and hippies and long hair at the bud bar, but now, about a year into recreational dispensaries, it's fewer stereotypical stoners and more soccer moms, grandparents, and bankers. They are the ones that maybe took a hit or two in college, maybe even three or four, but fell in line with societal expectations by refusing to succumb to the evil Reefer Madness. A year in, and the world hasn't imploded because we legalized pot, so they're coming out of the hot box.

It's not these languid, awkward, probably-stoned drivers that get my jeers, though.

It's me.

Driving on Indiana today, I had the pleasure of observing as the aforementioned SUV turned right from the center lane across two lanes of traffic. Traffic moving in the same direction as them before they decided to turn. Five or six cars, actually, right behind said SUV and moving in the same direction. I was one of those five or six cars.

"Niiiiiice, you dumb b!t@h."

It actually took me a breath or two before I realized *my* voice had said that.

I don't say things like that.

I don't even think things like that. Jeers to me.

Now, I could spend hours puzzling over the source of that unexpected rage. I could write about cancer and finances and anxiety and brain damage and menopause. I could lock myself away in my head and chase my own tail to infinity.

But honestly, I don't care why I said it. I don't care because *immediately* upon realizing that it was ME saying those hateful words, my little inner Buddha began to cry. As soon as I had said it, I knew that it hurt me to say it. I could beat myself up for days for being spiteful and petty and juvenile, but instead, I am so very happy that despite the *hell* of the last two years, there is still compassion in me. My very humanity is bruised and weary, but it's alive. Cheers to that :-)

Well, I obviously wasn't stoned.

The best bridge between despair and hope...

...is a good night's sleep, they say.

They also say, "don't burn bridges."

Two nights ago, I couldn't sleep. I can't really point to the reason, but I just couldn't sleep. "They say" insomnia is a common complication of cancer treatment. "They say" it can last for years. I made it through the night and the next day, though. I used to sleep 4 or 5 hours a night for weeks on end - and that's a maximum. It wasn't as easy as it used to be, but I made it through.

Then last night, sometime around one am, when I could barely hold my eyes open, I got the hiccups. For the last few weeks, I've been getting these bouts of hiccups that seem to have no cause (although that's fairly common), but new for me, they also seem to have no cure.

Fast forward to 3:45 am - less than 12 hours ago. I'm laying on my back on the couch, still hiccuping, with tears streaming down my face and filling my ears. For many years - the last couple of decades or so, anyway - I've lived with night terrors born of my past. As a result, for most of my adult life, I never really enjoyed a "good" night's sleep, not on a regular basis. Except for a four or five month period before my cancer diagnosis. My life and my state of mental health aligned in such a way that I began sleeping through the night. Every night. For nights on end. Then I had to get a breast cut off, and that screwed everything up.

Now, two years later, my surgery wounds are healed, but chemical menopause, acid washes (I refuse to call them hot flashes any more), and an apparently malfunctioning diaphragm rob me again and again and again. "They say" the best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.

I wish my bridge was more than a precarious, Indiana Jones-esque, frayed rope mockery of a contraption.

*Sigh*

Today, I shared the following with a new person in my life. It was so much easier with visible physical wounds. Now, with no visual signs of illness or injury, I am left to wonder if it's my body or my spirit that needs more time.

"...Yea, this cancer thing pretty much sucks. I was triple positive - stage 1 - grade - 1, 3 months of weekly chemo, then 9 months of Herceptin (artificially induced flu on a menstrual like schedule :-) - and that ended in November of last year. I am not to the "alive" point, yet, but I have had some crazy amazing opportunities to teach - to speak with people - to walk with people - because I am such a TMI person - well, it's been phenomenal. I had been dating my fiance for 6 months when the diagnosis came... but I'm not going to make myself cry, so I'll stop there :-). If you are on Facebook and add me, that's where I chronicled my journey - which, honestly, I've really let up on, but continually go back and try to pick up again. The time I had healing, being sick, having surgeries - it gave me time to write. I had to write and share to get through it, but now... this time in my life is *so* much more stressful than any of that ever felt like... I don't have the energy. The stability, really, to look that closely at myself at the moment. I have to keep life and family together, which it sounds like you know all too well. My then-boyfriend/now-fiance quit work and school to help me keep my job, life, family, and sanity together, and now, as a one income family with canceled extra classes and a variety of other cute financial surprises... it's pretty darn exhausting. But I'm coming back. I can feel it. It's just so darn slooooow.

...I've been... in the role of the most experienced through most of my cancer trip - there were a small few who had walked this path before, but even at 45, I am much younger (for now, I'm sure you are well aware of) than most diagnosed women, so very few in my life, in my circle knew anything of what might come for me. Some very amazing people came into my life that *had* walked this before, and without them... I would be lost. But this, now, post-treatment and pre-recovery, this is hard. This is so much harder than cancer and surgery and chemo and all of it. And there's no damn "final appointment" date. Really, a "this ends" goalpost would make such a difference. Thank you. It was kind of nice, really, to write this with no worry of freak out or embarrassment or pity."

And the saddest piece to me, in this moment, is I kind of feel just like I did when I started this. If that's the case, then what's the point?

Probably the point is to convince me to quit asking what's the point.